Because of the sensitive nature of the corrosive news media infrastructure, you may have noticed mainstream outlets regularly publishing "news" based on the accounts of sources who remain anonymous due to the sensitive nature of __________.
Journalists can be lazy but nature ain't sensitive. Please help us ridicule anonymous sources for the cop outs they represent.
Perhaps you’ve seen then swooping overhead or perched atop a power pole or roadside fence. Hawks of all kinds are a sight to behold. They are unless, of course, you’re the target of their razor-sharp talons…
“When I went out there to talk to the residents, two of them stated they had been cut on the head by the birds,” says DNR Conservation Officer Tony Salzer.Salzer responded to the complaint calls coming from residents in the southwestern corner of Burnsville. The Department of Natural Resources isn’t giving out the exact location due to the sensitive nature of the story.
Halp! They could be anywhere. Lookout above!
